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Morning Glory

OK it's a perfectly natural thing but why do i wake up with my dick all fully primed for ten rounds in someone's lovecave? It is not in bad form at at all I'd say it a fair size. I would measure but leaving some things to imagination still holds true to me. So you may wonder if I Peroni  jizzed everywhere? 

(yes, yes that's what she said) Today no I've just calmed down. Somedays; I mean I have the modals I like to look at or passed encounters I like to remember back to. Why was I doing this blogpost again? Basically I woke up and there was something big and think and a hell of a lot of dick!

Anthony

Wondering round in the afternoon.

So today after writing my daily (postal days only) letter to Miss Cotton. I went for a walk down the town. I was looking for some 4"x6" photo-printer that could be loaded in the back and spit the image out the front so I could pint photos strait onto water colour paper and have as a post card. Bar  IEHOVA (witch I never scanned) [fucking plonker] I do need to send some more out again. Maybe if a flat cap wearing fellow would like to divulge his postal address privately; I can write to another fellow. So anyhoot I was hunting for this device. I start in the pricey camera shop near me Dr.'s. "We can order it in but we don't keep any in stock" was the shop keepers response. The had a polaroid stick mini print out thing that looked interesting. Polaroid PoGo it was called. So the list of shops went as follows; Kodak, Tesco, Boots, ASDA, Comet, Currys, Argos, Photo place inside the Westgate shopping centre and the Maplin. So none had this 4"x6" printer I got the PoGo in the end. With it i'm going to make tiny post cards in the near future after some big Miss Cotton ones with  a little poem on zee back. Images are digital so i'll do a version here too. Other idea was some cooking concocktions 

left the ingredients 

right the food dish

then on the back the recipe steps. Should be fun. I'm thinking along the lines of Vicar Of Dibley so send requests to email@anthonyosman.com

the rules: 

i must photograph the ingredients 

i must make it myself

i must write the recipe steps

i must photograph the food dish

i must eat it

i must write a review here

Hummm...  Marmite: courgette sponge cake here I come. 

Anthony

Fuzz

So this afternoon I did a little drawing whilst listening to ‘Monkey’ I then changed to M83 during this part of things. Was abit stuck at first of what to draw as I did know I wanted to go strait into ink. Gadzooks you say, yeah I think some practice would help here. So kept it bold as I’ve never had the most steady of hands in the first place. So this is just drawing for drawings sake. Not the best I can do, I dunno I seem to be at a miss with thinking of thought for fun little images now and again I don’t wanna do Boip! All the time because he does not push me hard. Maybe it was kinda like you know when you gotta come up with something on the spot and you have a black page and a blank brain.

Anyhoot Fuzz is a little black teddy bear with a missing left ear (his left). See what I do later. Hummm…… (taps the stuffing in his own head)

Knitting in Pink

So OK I'm knitting a pink top. For Izzy Bizzle, however this is going slow as I am listening to Jim Distortion's podcast at the same time.

http://jimdistortion.co.uk/radio.html

Very distracting. Good though.

Woop Woop!

HooRahh! You dam skippy I have completed my mission of collecting all the little monsters in the yellow game. I beat Giovani too, so just the final five fights to go now and it all done.

Pokémon Yellow

So in my time in travelling say up to Manchester or to Nottingham maybe a visit to Lincoln or just going down to good old London town, I take with me currently (other than music that is usually Interpol, RadioHead or M83 and a Sci-fi book) a Gameboy pocket comes along for the journey. Stocked with games like Tetris and Pokémon Yellow.I do need to get more games. My brother and I used to have loads, but we keep moving and thing keep on going missing. Anyways; I have been playing this game on and off this before the upheaval, but not too long before it. So I'd say September time. I have got a wopping six badges now. Just gotta surf down to Seafoam Islands. I hate constantly running into Tentacool though so I'm hesitant. I've been turning the credits into coins to save up for a Porygon. The other monsters I need to complete my Pokédex are Magnemite, Zapdos, Dragonair and Dragonite.  Only a little bit of work to do there then. I thought I'd be share with you the Pokémon in my squad;

Yes I do realise I have a Mew; and no I did not cheat. The little lass has been pinched from the N64 game. I have been trying to play through the game like I was Ash Katchem in the Cartoon show. Yes I know I am sad but what the hay. The last time I played through this game I was nearly 15 now I'm nearly 25. That seems a reasonable gap of ten years. Though perhaps I should of grown up and not be playing Pokémon games at all. Ah well what the hay I have plenty of time to kill when sitting on busses, trains and in cars.

Naruto Nicholas, Some Weather and Nexus

Internets

About bloody time. I can finally get on the web of delight. Slowly but it's not complete tragic. I am now the proud own of more smellies and and and not one but two cardigans. Food poisoning from the 23rd by Frankie & Bennie's did not make much fun of fast when the time is to have ones eyes bigger then his belly. Num num num 

Well been reading comics some more (Batman: The Widening Grin  Green Lantern: Rage Of The Red Lanterns) and messing around with me GameBoy some what.

Yes indeed I have and Printer for it now. The image size is only 20mm by 20mm though. Scanning is odd and best sticking with little detail and high contrast images. I'll get me some black and white playdoh and make a little comic I think. Be ware the duration the rocket needs to go up my arse first.

Anthony