Thursday, 29 April 2010

Morning Glory

OK it's a perfectly natural thing but why do i wake up with my dick all fully primed for ten rounds in someone's lovecave? It is not in bad form at at all I'd say it a fair size. I would measure but leaving some things to imagination still holds true to me. So you may wonder if I Peroni  jizzed everywhere? 
(yes, yes that's what she said) Today no I've just calmed down. Somedays; I mean I have the modals I like to look at or passed encounters I like to remember back to. Why was I doing this blogpost again? Basically I woke up and there was something big and think and a hell of a lot of dick!

Anthony

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Wondering round in the afternoon.

So today after writing my daily (postal days only) letter to Miss Cotton. I went for a walk down the town. I was looking for some 4"x6" photo-printer that could be loaded in the back and spit the image out the front so I could pint photos strait onto water colour paper and have as a post card. Bar  IEHOVA (witch I never scanned) [fucking plonker] I do need to send some more out again. Maybe if a flat cap wearing fellow would like to divulge his postal address privately; I can write to another fellow. So anyhoot I was hunting for this device. I start in the pricey camera shop near me Dr.'s. "We can order it in but we don't keep any in stock" was the shop keepers response. The had a polaroid stick mini print out thing that looked interesting. Polaroid PoGo it was called. So the list of shops went as follows; Kodak, Tesco, Boots, ASDA, Comet, Currys, Argos, Photo place inside the Westgate shopping centre and the Maplin. So none had this 4"x6" printer I got the PoGo in the end. With it i'm going to make tiny post cards in the near future after some big Miss Cotton ones with  a little poem on zee back. Images are digital so i'll do a version here too. Other idea was some cooking concocktions 

left the ingredients 
right the food dish

then on the back the recipe steps. Should be fun. I'm thinking along the lines of Vicar Of Dibley so send requests to email@anthonyosman.com
the rules: 
i must photograph the ingredients 
i must make it myself
i must write the recipe steps
i must photograph the food dish
i must eat it
i must write a review here

Hummm...  Marmite: courgette sponge cake here I come. 

Anthony

Sunday, 4 April 2010

Fuzz


So this afternoon I did a little drawing whilst listening to ‘Monkey’ I then changed to M83 during this part of things. Was abit stuck at first of what to draw as I did know I wanted to go strait into ink. Gadzooks you say, yeah I think some practice would help here. So kept it bold as I’ve never had the most steady of hands in the first place. So this is just drawing for drawings sake. Not the best I can do, I dunno I seem to be at a miss with thinking of thought for fun little images now and again I don’t wanna do Boip! All the time because he does not push me hard. Maybe it was kinda like you know when you gotta come up with something on the spot and you have a black page and a blank brain.

Anyhoot Fuzz is a little black teddy bear with a missing left ear (his left). See what I do later. Hummm…… (taps the stuffing in his own head)